I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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