So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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