If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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