After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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