It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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