question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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