On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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