oh god the rape fog is back!
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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