I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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