do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
The adults are the big ones right?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
