i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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