I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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