IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I understand Curling. That high.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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