Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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