Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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