look no pants
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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