Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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