And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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