Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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