Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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