You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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