I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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