Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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