She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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