She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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