youre lurking in front of me
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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