Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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