i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
