Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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