I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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