He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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