Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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