I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Randomize
