I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
not ubering you a puppy
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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