I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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