I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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