Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
My breasts were aching with rage.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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