Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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