Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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