Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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