apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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