I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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