Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
