I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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