good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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