please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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