Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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