i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Me too!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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