Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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