Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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